Glue Fingers - Slover

Sorry about writing about the weather, but this is just crazy. I've lived in Utah my whole life and I've seen some cold days drop down to the single digits. In February, not December. We should be in the thirties and forties, and maybe have one strange weekend reach up into the fifties. I walked down to the business building this morning without gloves. Big mistake. When I got down there I pulled my hands out of my jean pockets. What I saw wasn't right. Nothing but bone and frayed nerve endings all the way down to the metacarpals. Well, I walked into class--Arabic--and of course I couldn't write a damn thing. That cursive script is hard enough with fully functioning hands. Just try holding the pen with your exposed bone fingers, I dare you. Dropped it about a million times. Back at the dorms I fashioned some temporary skin/flesh replacements out Elmer's glue and paper clips. It ain't pretty, but it'll do for now.